Adventures of Miss B

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The destination of the species...

From Lindyhopper.ca -

'Calamity Jane' date='9 May 2006, 10:26 AM' - Nobody has any relevant opinion except Bryn and Salad and I and a few others, and here is why: Men are starting to go extinct, so they don't matter. Natural blondes will be extinct by 2200, so they don't matter. Therefore only female brunettes are relevant because we will be here when models of you are on display with the wooly mammoths. It's survival of the fittest baby! (We will be cloning ourselves, or reproducing at will) Start sucking up now, and we might take mercy on you when the time comes!! Mwoah-hah-hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'missbuggles' date='9 May 2006, 10:43 AM' - Nay, it shall be the redheads who inherit the earth! We masters and mistresses of the recessive gene will breed with each other until the world is populated with fetching sub-humans resembling the MAD magazine guy, mumbling 'What, me worry?' and stumbling into each other like the children of Patty and Hans Moleman. Sweet utopia!

'Kane' date='9 May 2006, 11:00 AM' - Before I go extinct, may I watch while you breed with each other? In schoolgirl plaid, please!

[Later, after much unrelated chatter...]

'Keither' date='9 May 2006, 6:21 PM' - Can we go back to the redhead thing? And can they post some pictures in the schoolgirl outfit?



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