In the spirit of the day, here's the Pirate Guys' Top Ten Pirate Pickup Lines!

10 . Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

9. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

8. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

7. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

6. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

5. Wanna shiver me timbers?

4. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

3. Let's get together and haul some keel.

2. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

...and the number one pirate pickup line is of course...

1. Prepare to be boarded!

# posted by Buggs @ 7:45 pm ::