Monday, September 18, 2006
Killing time
Temping is one of the stranger jobs I’ve had. You really get an insight into how little people actually do for their money. I’ve been sitting here for the past five and a half hours and have done… let me see… uh…. bugger-all. I’m not sure how many times you can read a reception manual in one day, but I think I’m going for the record. And it was deathly crap the first time ‘round. I know I shouldn’t complain. I mean, the money’s great and I get to eat at the arse-kickingly good staff canteen, but when your brain has turned to mashed potato it makes it hard to appreciate the finer points of sitting on your fat can for a living.
Well, as I haven’t updated in a while I may as well spam the blogiverse with more pointless details of my lacklustre exploits. Everything’s been a bit crazy of late, as reflected in bouts of wicked insomnia and my disinclination to, well, eat. But it’s all calming down, and I’m almost back to my old self, albeit about 8 kilos lighter than when I left Canada. Hey, I can’t complain!
It’s still a bit weird to be adrift in the universe – not playing horn much at the moment (though I’m feeling the pull to start practicing again, which is good), haven’t applied to Uni for next year yet (but I’ll get on that this week), and playing WAY too much Playstation (good for fun, baaad for motivation :D). But things are coming together, and I’m actually starting to enjoy the idea that anything is possible – it’s a pretty sweet place to be.
In other getting-my-shite-together news, I’ll be going for my Learner’s permit this week. Yes, that’s right; I am finally going to get my driver’s licence. Woe betide the road-going public, and all tremble before my mighty suckage! I might even have a car, if mum’s old crapheap in the driveway isn’t completely toast. I’m hoping to bribe Lincoln and his brother with a carton of beer or riches unto half my kingdom (net value: about equal, at this point) to take a look at it and see if we can’t raise it from the dead. Sweet liberty!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
After the weekend
Oh, and apparently I taste just like chicken. *shrug*
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
HULK SMAAAAASH!!!

There's this dude, right. So we're hanging out, shooting the shit, and I'm thinking he's a pretty cool guy - might actually be decent friend material (and I'm not even hiring new friends right now :D). So we're chatting away about 'Unleashed' (Jet Li flick), and I make a faux pas about a detail in the movie. Okay, so it was pretty big, and I felt like a total idiot (yes, I concede, I am a total freakin' idiot on a regular basis). There I am, feeling totally embarrassed and wishing the earth would swallow me up, when all of a sudden he BURNS me with this huge flame comment. It was SO RUDE!! I haven't been burned like that in AGES, and it stings like a beeatch. I know it was just a foot-in-mouth thing, but seriously - think before you speak, dude! Fuck! Next time I'll wear my flame retardant undies. GAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HULK SMAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now I'm over it. :D
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Comic of the Week

You know, I'm really missing my geek posse right now. You don't really notice how much you need them until you realise that noone around you understands just how important it is to have a copy of Final Fantasy: Advent Children that is pure and unsullied by dubbing into english, someone to nod earnestly whilst hearing a lament on the difficulty of procuring CAD merch in Australia, that special someone who understands why Ranma is both a boy AND a girl - not that there's anything wrong with that. I met a guy the other night who was like a geekly kindred spirit, and it really made me miss having someone to call up and say "Get over here - it's time for Crimson Empire, baby. And bring the bubble tea.". What a sad state of affairs.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Back to and/or from obscurity!
After leaving Montreal I spent a big twelve hours in London, where I had a chance to head into town for a pretty sweet afternoon shopping on Oxford, tooling around Soho and lunching on Carnaby Street. Luvverly bunch of coconuts, that. I’m still trying to forget the horrible 30 hours of cramped flights and frantic transfers that ensued, so we’ll cut to a few days later – there I was in Perth, Western Australia, with a glorious shower and 12 hours sleep under my belt, and all was right with the world. I stayed with my friend Cheryl Glasgow, Perth swing pioneer and Herrang junkie, and was made supremely welcome by her and the rest of the Perth scene. I took some classes as a lead, checked out Fremantle and had a brilliant night’s social dancing and catching up with friends at the Mustang Bar. Before I knew it, it was time to head home to Adelaide, and reality.
I've been back home for about 3 week now, and it's been a bit of a bizarre alternate-reality experience. It's like I dropped off to sleep, just for a moment, and even though everything and everyone is exactly the same as before there are now huge and random glaring differences that have grown up out of the ground in the blink of an eye. It's just that sort of town.:D
I’m sharing a tiny three-bedroom house with my brother, his housemate Corissa, two dogs and, would you believe it, a kangaroo named Hoppy. That’s right, we have a kangaroo in our midst – a foul, grumpy animal who eats peanut butter and growls at you in a highly disconcerting fashion whenever it wants something. It was cool at first, but novelty is definitely wearing thin. Anyway, I’ll attach some photos for your viewing (dis?)pleasure.
As far as swing dancing here goes, the scene is still in its infancy but there are some super keen newbies, a bunch o' up-and-comers and a handful of advanced dancers. So it’s not quite Montreal, but it should still be a lot of fun watching the scene grow. In other news, I had my highly un-anticipated DJing debut on Friday night at a new monthly dance here called ‘Little Shop of Swing’. It was a mammoth 3 ½ hour set, and I learned a pretty big lesson from it – even if you think the song sucks a major nut, you still have to play it if it gets them up and dancing. I managed to sneak in some of my Fletcher Henderson and Slim Gaillard, but it was mostly ‘Potato Chips’ and ‘Fly Me To The Moon’. *sigh * Still, it went pretty well, and was a bunch o' fun – I think I’m really going to enjoy working on my leet DJ Madskillz! :D
Anyway, for the next few months I’ll be doing temp office work (lame but phat ca$h ensues) and getting my resume together for my application to grad school next year (the Australian academic year starts in February). And trying, in the words of a wise man, to "just live every day" - and that means making time for a beer on a Tuesday night. Cheers!
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Ten days
Last night I received the news that the father of one of my closest friends passed away yesterday. As I knew him he was a lovely man, big and boomy and full of cheek, with a wisecrack for every occasion. He beat prostate cancer, ran a farm, raised four amazing children and left everyone he met with a grin on their face. (I send my love and thoughts to you, chica.)
It's ten days until I leave Montreal, and although it is going to be hard to go I've realised that I haven't seen my family in nearly two years. I feel like I haven't made enough memories with them yet. I'm not sure if you ever can make enough - if, when the time comes, there might always be the feeling that you could have done more. The very first thing I did after I found out was call my mum. I hope my family knows just how much I love and appreciate them - I've always tried to make sure they know it, but perhaps I can never tell them too much. We owe it to the people who love us to drink in every memory, to honour what they have given us. Maybe that's all life is about, in its essence - making sure that the people you care about are secure in the knowledge that you love them. And at this time it's more vital to call my friend and tell her that I love her and I'm here for her unconditionally. If that's all you can do, maybe it's enough.
Friday, June 30, 2006
There's something in the water...
Some of the other insanity comes from the start of festival season around here. The Montreal Jazz Festival started last night - for some reason even the locals go a little *whooo* when the jazz fest is on. It's like those crabs in Cuba (or somewhere) - they spend most of the year hiding in the rocks, but when crab season hits they come teeming across the city and totally take over, stopping traffic, drinking cocktails, wearing berets, dancing to jazz in the moonlight... uh, that sort of thing. It's a crazy time to be here!
Also, tomorrow is Canada Day! Not so big here in Quebec (they celebrate Fete Nationale du Quebec - love those Separatists!) but they do still have a party, and it's always a bunch o' fun.
Above everything, though, Montreal festival season just has a smell about it. It's a feeling when you walk through the streets, like something is waiting just around the corner, like everyone in the city is either doing something awesome or on their WAY to do something awesome. The city smells spicy; like poutine, smoke and dirty blues music. It's the noise of Montreal - french and english and every other language you can imagine flying at you from the sidewalks, impatient car horns, hiphop music from a second floor balcony... it's an amazing place to be.
So tonight I'm off dancing at Cat's Corner, then hopefully heading out to soak up some jazz fest atmos. Tomorrow there's the Canada Day fireworks in Vieux (Old) Montreal, and a weekend of insanity shall ensue. Huzzah!!
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Who are you in Sex and the City?

You scored as Steve. You're Steve Brady! Just a typical working class New Yorker, you're friendly and don't like anything expensive or elaborate. You're a family person with an open heart that makes others feel at ease.
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I'm STEVE?? Who knew I was so nice? :D
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Blog blahdom
I'm sitting here in our hot little apartment feeling pretty damn shitty. Right now, across town, my friend's birthday party is in full swing. So there's a story here - Ian's out playing poker, and I have the only keys to the apartment. If I'm out too late, he'll be stuck outside for hours waiting for me to get in. My friend Seb came to pick me up for the party but he was super-late (like 12:40am!!), by which time I couldn't really leave because I was worried Ian would be home soon and forced to wait on a cold dark street corner for me to get home. So (much to his chagrin for having come all the way across town) I send Seb off to the party with a promise to catch the bus over as soon as Ian arrives (yeah, that was SO never going to happen). And here I sit, at 2:27am, and Ian still isn't home. I mean, it's totally not his fault but DAYAM, what a shame! It sucks just to be sitting here like a chump, especially when I got all purtied up for nuttin'. And I'm having a good hair day and everything!! Ap-cray. :(
The thing is, though, I'm not really that sorry. I've been totally knackered lately - I've been busting my ass exercising every day (taking a daily walk up and jog down Mount Royal). Like, I'm at the point that I can hardly get up and walk around the house. It's exhausting. The weird thing is that I've been eating well and getting decent sleep - it just never feels like enough. Bizarro.
Apart from my little jaunt up the mountain, all I did today was fool around on the internet and hang out with Ian watching the World Cup - I think it was Iran and someone, but I admit I snoozed through some of it (oh, the shame). On the sports front, I was stoked to watch the Edmonton Oilers beat the Carolina Hurricanes 3-0 in Game Six of the Stanley Cup finals tonight. The Oilers have come back from a two game defecit to take the 'Canes to Game Seven, which is awesome (for those who don't know, the finals are in a best-of-seven format). Oooh MAMA, Monday night is GO!! :D
Monday, June 12, 2006
Thumpada-thumpada... HEART-ATTACK!!
Me: I'm confused - one column says 'balance due' and the other says 'balance owing'... does this mean I owe money?
Her (in thick french accent): Non, zey are both refund.
Me: But it says 'balance owing'...
Her: It is in front of me. Not sure in English, how you say, ze smaller and bigger are both refund.
Me: Okay, but...
Her: Refund.
Me: Really??
Her: REFUND!!
Me: You. Are. Awesome!!
Her: ...refund.
Okay, so the last line was just for dramatic effect, but she was great and totally put my mind at ease. So even though (and here's the bad news for me) the cheques might not get here until after I leave, at least Ian can cash them for me and I will have money again!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!